If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize
