So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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