Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You can't motorboat a personality
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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