I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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