Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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