he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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