Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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