dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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