i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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