Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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