: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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