the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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