then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I think people are normalizing furries
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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