If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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