So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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