whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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