what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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