He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Your penis caused this!
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