Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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