Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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