you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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