I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
