since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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