The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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