She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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