belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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