I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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