Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
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Ladies don't puke and tell
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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