thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Did I show you my penis last night?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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