I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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