i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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