I hate all girls vehemently.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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