Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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