just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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