She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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