Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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