when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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