i don't like sucking hair
farters have to be the big spoon...
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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