Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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