Girls should come with a carfax report
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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