Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?