Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge

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(210): View more from Texas

she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?

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(916): View more from California

I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"

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(434): View more from Virginia

because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?

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(330): View more from Ohio

so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister

(216): View more from Ohio

i hate you

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(802): View more from Vermont

I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.

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(516): View more from New York

Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again

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(801): View more from Utah

Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone

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At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???

(801): View more from Utah

In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.

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