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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.

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• (818): View more from California

  I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.

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• (408): View more from California

  we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.

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  Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?

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  No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.

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