i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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