Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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