But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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