Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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