You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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