Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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