i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
25 Porn Addicts Admit Their Biggest Pet Peeves
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Can you rollerblade?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance