I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.