D3 body, D1 cock
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Dating After Heartbreak
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?