Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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