He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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