I just saw a hot homeless man
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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