I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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