He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just want nice things and good sex
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
