Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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