the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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