Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Can I color on your dick again?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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