You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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